$ 29.95

My girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

  • 100% Ringspun Cotton 
  • Assembled in America
  • Hand Stitched


domestic shipping

Shipping is fo' FREE! Unless you need it in three days. Then it's a measly $5. But free shipping will bring your shirt to your doorstep in just four to five days.

International Shipping

International shipping is $10, but for orders over $45, shipping is FREE!

Need help figuring out what size to get?

We put this size chart together to help give you a ballpark estimate of what size shirt to get. It's not perfect, but just know that our shirts run on the slim side and fit like a warm hug.